Koalas a'munching on dry eucalyptus
The outbacker fellah who robbed us and flipped us
That zany strange accent that all natives sling
These are the strangest Australian things
Kangaroo crossings and wombats that whicker
Pretty young sheilas who toss me their knickers
The way those koalas all love to cling
These are the strangest Australian things
(Chorus)
when the day bites
when I can't sing
when my humor's bad
I think of the strangest Australian things
and then I don't feel so mad
(No offense to any Australians)
(No Australians were harmed to make this filk)
Jacob Sommer
April 12, 2000