The cat the cat the lord of the house
just yesterday was hunting a mouse
He brought it out for you to view
A tasty treat on the pillow for you
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Hurrah me boys Hurrah
Hurrah me boys Hurrah
Feed him a cat treat and find him a mate
What else to give him for being so great
Being so great, being so great
Give him a fishie for being so great!
He's hunting burg-a-lers under the bed
and chased them outside into the shed
The house is clear and safe from harm
All due to silent kitty alarm
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Your shelves are messily organized
And so your cat has planned a surprise
He knocked the contents on the floor
So now your shelves are messy no more
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God bless the mis-ter-ess and her man
for opening the cat food can
Although your fam'ly is currently small
Your cat's lady friend's giving birth in the hall
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Jacob Sommer
November 6, 2000