You see the face on the TV screen on the FBI's Most Wanted
You see the face on the billboard, that man is me!
On the corner of a city street you better question why I'm smiling
It's not my Paradise but there's nowhere I can be free
My days are horror neverending
My nights are even worse
If you think I'm babbling too much
Then lemme sing my verse:
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Oh Cthulhu he knows me and he knows my name
I've been talking to Cthulhu in my brain
Oh yes he knows me and he knows my name
And what he's telling me would drive a man insane!
I believe in reality with my every trusty gun beside me
Lemme tell you 'bout the bullets -
(spoken) They're hollow point mercury filled armor piercing ramjet
rounds made completely of silver!
- they really are a sight
Do you believe in God, cuz He's not why I'm packing
But if you wanna get to Heaven, I'll see you right
I'm not insane please believe me
I have three PhDs
I shoulda paid back those student loans
From Miskatonic University
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(bridge):
I'm really practicing what I'm preaching
I gotta stop the big sacrifice
I wish I had me a pocket full of miracles
They'd make me feel good, really feel nice
God is good I know it's true
But God's never fought the great Cthulhu
Well I'm counting my blessings, I still have my sanity
And I'm a getting stronger day by day
If there's evil that's a brewing, that's where you'll find me hunting
Please don't lock me up right now, we all have to run away!
There isn't a doubt in my mind
Please believe everything that I'm saying
He's getting much closer to us
Get on your knees and start praying!
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Cuz Cthulhu he knows me, Cthulhu he knows me he knows
Oh yes he knows me, Cthulhu he knows me he knows
I've been talking to Cthulhu in my brain
And what he's telling me can drive a man insane!
Jacob Sommer
June 10 2000