D&D
Oh it used to be my ecstasy
My imagination running free
Oh I remember D&D
Suddenly
They are publishing Edition Three
Now they have revised my fantasy
Oh I must read this D&D
Why they wrote it so I don't know, it's hard to see
I know lots is changed, this is strange for D&D
D&D
Once it was the only game for me
It took over for Monopoly
Oh I remember D&D
Suddenly
It is twice the game it used to be
They have brand new terminology
Oh this is brand new D&D
There's no THA-a-C0, yes I know it's tragedy
Still, those skills and feats, those are treats for D&D
D&D
It is still a fav'rite game for me
Yes I really like Edition Three
Oh I believe in D&D
(humming)
Jacob Sommer
September 10, 2000