I'll sing you One-o
- Fame for the author-o!
What is your one-o?
One's the story all alone and ever more shall be so!
I'll sing you Two-o
- Fame for the author-o!
What is your two-o?
Two, two the agents calling "I will represent you-o."
One's the story....
Three, three, the cri-i-itics....
Four's the reviews on talk shows...
Five are the sequels in the works...
Six are the bags of fan mail...
Seven are the cons as G O H...
Eight are the scripts in progress...
Nine are the projects in the works...
Ten big screen proposals...
Eleven years old is your biggest fan...
Twelve hundred are the fundies up in arms...
Jacob Sommer
August, 2000