Note: I am looking into getting into fencing. This is not meant to disparage fencers. Captain Don Captain are/were the titles of someone in my Barony and I respect him very much- yes, his titles changed. And he actually liked this song when I sang it at an event!
I saw a fencer masked with a feather in his band
Walking through the streets of Pennsic in the rain
He was looking for a place where fencing was in demand
Gonna find himself a group with sabers on the brain
Oyez! Scadian Fencers...
If you see him wandering round your campsite fire
Better keep him away
Or else he'll tell you about famous fencing fights in his shire
And overnight he'll try to stay
Oyez! Scadian Fencers...
He's the nimble footed gent whose foil isn't bent
Lately he's been fencing with the dragons
Better not get near
He'll nick you in the ear
I'd like what's in his flagon
Oyez! Scadian Fencers...
I saw Captain Don Captain walking with the Queen
Doing the Scadian Fencer
I saw Admiral don Captain walking with the Queen
Doing the Scadian Fencer
I saw a fencer eating a drumstick with the Horde
and his mask was perfect
Oyez! Scadian Fencers...
Jacob Sommer
March 26, 2000