Well young Mr Johnson had some troubles of his own
With the network he had set up in the basement of his home
He found a hacker sending Spam out from his router box
So he set up good encryption and lots of password locks
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(But) the Hacker came back the very next day
The Hacker came back, he shouldn't have been able
But the Hacker came back, he just wouldn't stay away....
He went to the store to get his system secure
Spent a little money on an OS that was pure
So he installed some Linux right onto his best machine
But as he finished with the code, he lost his entry screen
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So he went to Internet to find himself a way
He wanted for to minimize the Hacker's awful sway
He downloaded a firewall to make the hacker turn
But he only learned it didn't work when he found the wall had burned
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So he got himself a T-1 from a major ISP
It came with full money back no question guarantee
He tried to use the bandwidth to get past the bottleneck
But attacks denied him service, his connection was a wreck
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So he got himself some Unix books and just a few of DOS
He figured he could write a trap and show he was the Boss
He set the trap to fry the board his adversary used
When he saw it fry his network card he wasn't that amused
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Well he tried to save his system by forgoing all the Net
So he cancelled all his Web accounts, no access would he let
He ripped out all his modems and removed his network cards
He still had one computer but his network was in shards
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Jacob Sommer
June 22 2000