Modern Honor Mine

Performance notes for this piece: The indented lines should be done just regular voice but the non-indented lines should be done with some sort of upper-crust accent - old style Southern or upper class British come to mind, but use any you happen to like.
ttto Tom Smith's "Operation Desert Storm"

You say I've offended? I think you are out of your gourd.
A duel, sir? How quaint. Shall we duel to blood with the sword?
Or would you prefer that we meet up with pistols at dawn
Well I have a method that's better than any with brawn

I'll Doom you to battle the Ultima way
Can you Hack past Duke Nukem just any old day?
On these Everquests I will always be better than you

Oh sir I am ready, my laptop is all booted up.
I'll finish this quickly, my lady is waiting to sup
My DOS 5.0 is all ready to show you the best
My 300 baud modem's fast, you'll be put to the test

My Gigahertz Athlon will more than survive
And my T1 connection will Blaster your drive
On these Everquests I will always be better than you

You are quite uncultured, your manners I hope you'll improve
I suggest the arena you've chosen should take a quick move
This pub serves good Guinness and Talisker bottles and shots
We'll drink till we're finished or till we have drunk up the lot

Well this sure beats Budweiser and Saint Pauli Girl
That single malt scotch, yeah I'll give it a whirl
In these Everquests, man you know how to pick a good brew
Yeah, in theshe Everqueshtsh, man you know how to pick a good--

(Spoken)
Bartender? He's buying.

Jacob Sommer
November 24, 2000

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