Munchkin Gamer Melody

ttto "A Chrismas Carol" by Tom Lehrer

Grab your dice it's time for gaming
Bring your GM in for taming
Have the scapegoat there for shaming
Roll the dice and don't say When

Bring out pencils pens and paper
Never will your interest taper
Hope you're ready for the caper
(spoken: "Brother, here we go again....)

Your character is on that sheet
I know that you would never cheat
And while your concept's not so neat
Those six "eighteens" are oddly sweet

Just kill all NPCs encountered
Watch the GM's plot get countered
Kill the succubus and mount her
on the Trophy Wall of Fame

Distract the GM with some pizza,
Soda, Nachoes, other treats-a
Good amount that GM eats-a
Better hope his eyes go lame

Watch your teammates cheer and pray
Only twenties rolled today
No time will you roll badly unless all is good and well!
(Oh Hell...)

Godlings you have heard on high
want to smite you, let them try!
(Godlings are worth HOW much experience???)

See your GM groan and grumble
Laugh as plotlines fall and tumble
Just hack everything as it comes into sight
Find another GM to game next night!

Jacob Sommer
April 25, 2000

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