The SMOF-Grrrl
ttto "The Taxman" by Lennon & McCartney (see the original lyrics)
(inspired by a conversation on the Filk_UK mailing list)Let me tell you how it will be
There's fun for you but none for me
'Cause I'm the SMOF-grrrl
Yeah, I'm the SMOF-grrrl.Should our hotel appear too small
Be thankful we've got one at all
'Cause I'm the SMOF-grrrl
Yeah, I'm the SMOF-grrrl.If you want to filk bring tapes & decks
If you want a Masq I'll find you techs
If you want some food it won't be dreck
If you send in art we've got FedEx
SMOF-grrrl'Cause I'm the SMOF-grrrl
Yeah, I'm the SMOF-grrrl.Don't ask me what I do it for
Ah-ah, it's an addiction
Volunteer or you'll pay more
Ah-ah, it's only time'Cause I'm the SMOF-grrrl
Yeah, I'm the SMOF-grrrl.Now my advice to take to cons,
Don't volunteer at every one.
'Cause I'm the SMOF-grrrl
Yeah, I'm the SMOF-grrrl.
And you're working with no one but me
SMOF-Grrrl!© 2000 Rachel S. Silverman